Thursday, 2 August 2007

I think I need a honky-tonk vacation.

I am kind of wondering if I should lean more toward biker-chickdom in accordance with my 3rd-decade metamorphosis plan, even though I’ve only been on a motorcycle once in my life and it scared the bejeezus out of me. I really like tattoos and leather. Plus, I already talk like one, so it would be a bonus to have my appearance more accurately reflect my proclivity for effword usage.

1 comment:

Smonson said...

Or you could just take lots of amphetamines and ask your boyfriend to smack you around a bit. All the thrill of being a biker chick without the expense.